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Our Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Conspiracy Theories Are out of Control

The information that Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin had gotten engaged over the weekend had a few of us within the leisure sphere formally shook. In spite of everything, wasn’t the Biebs all the time meant to will-they-won’t-they with Selena Gomez till the tip of each of their days? Was he actually able to calm down and get married only a few months after their newest breakup? And was he truly going to try this along with his one-time fling who he’d solely been seeing once more for like a second?

However the official affirmation got here from Justin and Hailey final evening, that means issues are formally on. And that has everybody scrambling to seek out the proof about what this relationship is like, the timeline of how Justin and Hailey acquired so far, and if there’s any hope that it would final. Web sleuthers unearthed a throwback gem of an image from 2011 that includes Hailey Baldwin holding up a duplicate of M along with her future fiancé’s face on it… and the caption, “Why Selena is aware of she will not marry Justin.” And identical to that, a thousand conspiracy theories had been born. Take a look at a few of the finest ones cooked up by editors Jen Maldonado, Mary Grace Garis, and myself under. Get pleasure from.

Mary Grace:

OH MY GOD. I AM DYING.

Jen:

SAME.

Mary Grace:

Hailey’s face although. However okay, homegirl most likely is not going to marry Justin both. She is 21.

Jen:

A literal child.

Mary Grace:

She has been capable of legally drink for four minutes. I TRULY doubt it will finish with an precise wedding ceremony. He is gonna Johnny Depp that state of affairs.

Jen:

I can be SHOCKED if Biebs and Ariana Grande find yourself strolling down the aisle. These sudden engagements are absurd.

Mary Grace:

Identical. They’re ridiculous. I simply have a tough time believing this as a result of yeah, they connected earlier than, however they have not even been hanging out once more for greater than a month?

Jen:

I do know! He was actually with Selena a number of weeks earlier than they reconnected. And but Hailey is the love of his life. Certain, OK.

Mary Grace:

WAIT, WHAT?

Jen:

Oh yeah. Poor Hailey was the rebound once more.

Mary Grace:

Hailey is his silver medal and everyone knows that.

Jen:

They rekindled RIGHT AFTER him and Selena fizzled out for just like the 50th time.

Mary Grace:

What’s he making an attempt to show?

Jen:

No clue! So unwell. However that ring, although. I’d’ve stated sure too even when I used to be like umm doubt it will occur.

Mary Grace:

F–k, it is large.

Jen:

The diamond is MASSIVE.

Chelsea:

Okay, to begin with, SELENA WISHES that Hailey was only a rebound. My concept is that Justin all the time needed to get married and have children younger (as a result of his mother was like a enjoyable younger mother possibly and i believe he likes how shut he’s along with his dad now however he needed to do it ~proper~ as a result of they did not get married and it was an accident) and he thought it was gonna be Selena however she stored bouncing on him/not being prepared to tug via, and so then he was like, “Okay, it is Hailey.” Like I actually don’t suppose that he’s nonetheless on a bounce again from Selena again, I believe it was extra an ~funding into his future marriage~ than an funding into her personally and so he was simply capable of simply change one out and go, “Properly, this works simply as properly!!!” What’s superb is that Hailey stated sure, however okay.

Mary Grace:

I imply legitimate concept, and I believe I can get on board with it, however, like, I nonetheless do not suppose this undoes the narrative that Hailey gained the election as a result of another person dropped out of the race.

Chelsea:

Principle 2: Hailey is aware of that you do not have to really get married whenever you get engaged in Hollywood and that it could be good for her star energy. She is making a enterprise determination akin to occurring The Bachelor. “Sure, I’ll settle for this rose.”

Jen:

Lololol, she’s def simply using the wave pondering she’s going to be Mrs. Bieber.

Chelsea:

Principle three: She’s straight up simply having fun with the fantasy of being engaged to a pop celebrity who she most likely had a crush on circa 2011.

Mary Grace:

Principle four: Hailey is a 21-year-old mannequin and she or he is aware of in such an ageist business her profession might be over in like two years and she or he would possibly as properly get a aspect job as somebody’s spouse simply in case. Even when that somebody is her aneurysm-causing f–kbuddy whose rising a severely questionable mustache in his outdated age.

Chelsea:

IDK, guys. Principle 5: for me is that they’re simply in love and he thought of marrying her again in 2016 once they had been first getting collectively. Like, have a look at this pic.

Jen:

They’re simply younger and “in love,” these two.

Mary Grace:

What a bizarre kiss pose. Who does that.

Chelsea:

Actual. Like are they using the subway? Are they holding onto the railing overhead?

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Mary Grace:

Yeah, what the f–k.

Chelsea:

Are they fist pumping?

Mary Grace:

Ew.

Jen:

I consider that was NYE within the membership. Like dancing on a desk?????? Who is aware of.

Chelsea:

The truth that he by no means deleted it, although!

Jen:

He all the time knew Hailey was simply ready for him to name her once more.

Chelsea:

Principle 6: He realized Selena was all the time going to be embarrassed/ashamed/experiencing the emotional turmoil of being with him and was like, “F–k that noise, I am gonna marry somebody who’s thrilled about me.”

Mary Grace:

That is very Intercourse and the Metropolis of him.

Jen:

Is Justin Carrie Bradshaw????? What a plot twist.

Mary Grace:

Hardly.

Jen:

Lololol.

Mary Grace:

He is that redhead who settled for the schlubby man within the first season. Or second season? Early on.

Jen:

HAHHA.

Chelsea:

Are you speaking about Miranda??? Cynthia Nixon?

Mary Grace:

No, OMG. It is an obscure reference for those who hate popular culture. Which you clearly do.

Chelsea:

Impolite, however okay.

Mary Grace:

It was Carrie’s pal Brooke, and she or he had this historical past of relationship essentially the most thrilling males in Manhattan. To her, each evening was like senior promenade. However then once they go to her wedding ceremony to see who she ended up with, it was like somebody unappealing. And he or she goes to hug Carrie after the reception and she or he’s all, “It is higher to marry somebody who loves you greater than you like them.”

Chelsea:

Oh.

Mary Grace:

And I believe that is actually legitimate. I believe as we grow old we develop bored with chasing individuals, which is why ultimately, EVENTUALLY we attempt to do away with our personal Justin Biebers. Even when it takes a number of thousand tries and upwards of a decade.

Jen:

^ RT RT. You are preaching, MG.

Mary Grace:

Talking from expertise, it makes extra sense to me 21-year-old would suppose this can be a good longterm funding.

Chelsea:

Additionally, Selena-style, it is not value it to sacrifice your whole different relationships simply to be with one explicit man.

Mary Grace:

Phrase.

Jen:

So so true.

Chelsea:

Even when that one man had been the love of your life, he can not maintain you if he ruins all of your familial relationships and friendships.

Mary Grace:

Completely!

Chelsea:

Selena’s mother WENT TO THE HOSPITAL as a result of she felt so sick about them.

Mary Grace:

Yeah, her f–king MOM who raised her. As a teen. Getting sick due to this on-again, off-again catastrophe.

Chelsea:

Additionally I keep that that is good proof that it is simply love:

Chelsea:

It is Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Run Away With Me” and he despatched it to her on Twitter the day after he posted the makeout pic on Instagram.

Jen:

That track, what a jam.

Mary Grace

I imply, he most likely likes her effective. I do not suppose he popped the query as a result of he thinks she’s a troll. There’s romantic historical past there.

Chelsea:

Principle 7: Selena is definitely the safety blanket relationship, as tumultuous as it’s, and Hailey is the true one.

Mary Grace:

WHOA. WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. Thoughts blown.

Jen:

STOP IT RIGHT NOW, CHELSEA. Go hearken to Bieb’s “Nothing Like Us” about him and Selena. THAT WAS HIS TRUE LOVE.

Chelsea:

Selena is the connection you retain returning to as a result of it is comfy and it was your past love and also you simply wish to maintain onto it as a result of it was what you thought your life can be whenever you had been simply beginning it at 18 and had all these goals and concepts and plans. However actually you had been 18 and dumb and you retain making an attempt as a result of it is like, “However would not or not it’s cool if my past love was my final love?” as a right for whether or not it was his BEST love.

Jen:

I imply I’ve all the time been a little bit bit anti-Jelena as a result of I personally had a Bieber and I all the time acquired mad Sel went again to him. She wanted to interrupt the cycle.

Mary Grace:

Identical. I believe it is quite common.

Chelsea:

Yeah, and you recognize that relationship was comfy and tempting however not GOOD. What I wish to know is why Hailey and Justin broke up the primary time.

Jen:

She claims as a result of he was out on tour. AKA he most likely needed to hook up with extra sizzling fashions. And since she’s so in love with him, she’s like effective. As a result of she knew he would come again ultimately.

Chelsea:

“We went via an extended time frame after we weren’t mates… We didn’t communicate for fairly a while and there was a variety of weirdness that went on…” That is from Hailey. That does not sound like informal hook-up mates that parted methods after they weren’t completely relationship.

Mary Grace:

Did not one thing occur with Sofia Richie?

Jen:

OH RIGHT, LOL. Sofia. How might we neglect that month?

Mary Grace Garis:

I laughed from the kitchen. It was a full Goofy snicker. Ya-huh.

Chelsea:

What if he went again to Hailey once more now as a result of he is aware of Hailey is the one one who has ever been capable of shake him out of his Selena-funk?

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Mary Grace:

Hmmmmm.

Chelsea:

After which he was identical to “???? Okay, why do I consider this as identical to enjoyable medication? What if we simply truly did this for actual and I take it severely as a result of this might be critical?”

Mary Grace:

I imply do you suppose if that is a thought he had it is an actual and clear-minded thought? An accurate thought? As a result of I am prepared to consider that it doesn’t matter what the explanation for the engagement is, this isn’t going to be an excellent, eternal love.

Chelsea:

OK, here is the timeline. October 2014: rumored Jelena breakup date. November 2015: Justin says, “Sorry,” “Mark My Phrases,” and “What Do You Imply?” are about Selena and says she was his “first actual love” and that “it was actually powerful. I do not know if I am over it but.” Additionally he serenades Selena with “My Woman” at a lodge bar in public. December 2015: He goes on a (household?) trip with Hailey they usually have that notorious potential New 12 months’s Eve kiss. January 2016: He tweets “Run Away With Me” to Hailey.

Mary Grace:

Proper, that is all very a lot too shut for consolation to me, you recognize?

Jen:

EXACTLY. That is why it was all the time suspicious. Like proper after Selena fizzles, he runs to Hailey. Which means one thing.

Chelsea:

He was in a funk for a YEAR after which he kisses Hailey and there is not a lot public Selena mourning till he is requested about her relationship The Weeknd in 2017.

Mary Grace:

I am not into that.

Chelsea:

No, I am speaking myself additional and additional into the “Hailey helped him see the sunshine on the finish of the Selena tunnel and that there was extra potentialities in life than simply ending up with Selena” concept.

Mary Grace:

And we, as outsiders, should not shopping for it. Clearly.

Chelsea:

However look! He and selena break up (once more), he is in a funk for a 12 months, he lastly provides Hailey an opportunity, realizes his chilly lifeless coronary heart is able to emotions for somebody aside from Selena, however emotionally he isn’t able to get critical with anybody who will not be Selena, so he f–ks off on Hailey, dates Sofia, the remaining is him being a multitude for some time. However then Selena appears to be severely transferring on with The Weeknd and never simply messing round with Orlando Bloom and he sees that dream of being along with his past love slipping away if she’s critical with another person, so he steals her again from The Weeknd, they date for some time and it is simply as tumultuous and unhealthy as ever, they break up, and he realizes there’s solely ever been ~one lady~ that is ready to make him ~dream about one thing else~. He will get again along with Hailey and this time he is able to get actual with it.

Mary Grace:

Okay, so here is my query. Are Hailey and Selena the one women he is had recurring issues with?

Jen:

There are different fashions that he would return to; really feel like there was a operating checklist. However these are simply his “flings” and “mates.” He is solely ever dated Selena and Hailey, I really feel like, who acquired the girlfriend title.

Chelsea:

I do not even know that Hailey acquired the official girlfriend title as a lot as there was simply hypothesis round them for like a 12 months earlier than they began truly hooking up.

Mary Grace:

Yeah. That is what we’re saying. Even then I really feel like he solely dated Hailey for 3 months.

Jen:

He was mates along with her for years then they like connected for a bit. Have they simply been in love all this time then? ALL WEIRD TO ME.

Chelsea:

However Hailey was vital to me as a result of she is within the GQ profile.

Mary Grace:

What does it say about her there?

Chelsea:

He says Hailey is “somebody I actually love. We spend a variety of time collectively.” And he talks about marriage and never being able to get critical as a result of he is younger and on tour, blah blah blah (though obvs he would’ve married Selena, so there’s that proof for him simply not being able to calm down if it is not with the lady he dreamed about it with). After which he says, re: speaking about marriage and relationship and never getting critical but, “What if Hailey finally ends up being the lady I’m gonna marry, proper? If I rush into something, if I harm her, then it’s all the time gonna be broken. It’s actually arduous to repair wounds like that. It’s so arduous.… I simply don’t wish to harm her.”

Mary Grace:

Okay, pause, we have to clarify why you are most likely unsuitable.

Chelsea:

IDK, I form of really feel like I’ve made up my thoughts. I am a Justin/Hailey truther now.

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